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Toilet Paper Alternatives & Septic Systems

I think we can all agree on one thing: these are some crazy times we are living in.  With everyone adapting to living in a time of COVID-19, Stay-at-Home Orders, and empty toilet paper shelves, we can all say that we are testing our ability to go with the flow. But, let's get back to the toilet paper. With shortages all over Florida and the country, you may soon find yourself pondering while on the porcelain throne — what do I use?!? And as a septic system owner, using the wrong replacement could mean bad news for both your behind [...]

By |2020-04-17T16:26:57+00:00April 17th, 2020|Septic Humor|

9 Bathroom Facts You Probably Didn’t Know

We’re not always business here at Advanced Septic Services - we also like a good list of fun facts! So, we compiled a list of fun, exciting bathroom facts that you might not already know that will be perfect for that one random trivia question. Warning: If you’re doing our #7, you might want to skip to #8 quickly! Fun, Interesting Bathroom Facts! 1. Several cultures have toilet deities. In Japan, the toilet god Kawaya Kami protected communities in two respects – ensure overall sanitation of the sewer systems and protect people from [...]

By |2019-03-28T18:38:13+00:00March 28th, 2019|Septic Humor|

9 Things to Do While on the Toilet

Bathrooms aren’t always about constant maintenance. We expect our clients to actually use their bathrooms, which is why we love to inform them of potential problems. Sometimes your trip to the bathroom is a quick “in and out” dance. And sometimes those calls of nature require a little more time. So, what do you do to pass the time while doing your business? We know your favorite thing to do is read septic maintenance articles from Advanced Septic Service but, we want to see you branch out. We’ve compiled a list of things to do while on the toilet [...]

By |2019-01-24T16:04:20+00:00January 24th, 2019|Septic Humor|
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