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Septic Tank Humor and Funny Truck Signs

Starting in the second grade and staying true through adulthood, there's one simple truth: everyone laughs (or at least groans) at a good bathroom joke. Here's a collection of septic tank humor and funny septic truck signs from around the web. Drainfield Humor One of our favorite client signs (and a sure sign they are taking care of their drain field). Septic Tank Humor Septic tanks pumped. Swimming pools filled. Not the same truck. Do Not Flush: Sanitary Products, Used Diapers, Tissues & Q-Tips, Cotton Balls, Kittens & Puppies, Tiny Humans or Hopes & Dreams. The grass is [...]

By |2019-02-15T23:02:49+00:00February 24th, 2017|Septic Tank Care|
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3 Simple Ways To Locate Your Septic Tank

When you know exactly where the septic tank is located on your property, it can make it easier to perform regular maintenance. There is going to come a time when your tank is going to need to be inspected, pumped, and maintained. Ignoring inspections and maintenance and waiting until the system has a visible problem will significantly reduce the lifespan of the entire system in addition to creating a potential health hazard. 3 Ways To Locate Your Septic Tank Even though septic tanks may be difficult to find buried underground, the following steps will help you locate your septic tank [...]

By |2017-02-24T14:41:45+00:00February 16th, 2017|Septic Tank Care|
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Bacteria In Septic Tanks – Don’t Upset The System

Although their work is not glamorous, bacteria in septic tanks are the work horses of your system. Keep the bacteria in your septic tank happy and healthy. While inspections and pumping go a long way, many are surprised to find that your septic tank is a living organism—at least the bacteria living there are. With trillions of bacteria naturally present and working to decompose the solid waste in your tank, it is important to know how to take care of them without upsetting the system. What Are The Bacteria Living In Your Tank? Bacteria are separated into two [...]

By |2017-08-22T17:45:51+00:00February 9th, 2017|Septic Tank Care|
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How To Obtain A Septic System Permit In Lake County

Installing a new septic system?  Here’s your “How To” guide for obtaining a septic system permit in Lake County Florida. The permitting and inspection of Onsite Sewage Treatment and Disposal Systems (OSTDS), aka septic systems, are handled through the Florida Department of Health. A properly installed and maintained septic system provides an environmentally safe way to remove wastewater and protects our water sources. With 90% of Florida’s drinking water supplied from our state’s groundwater, it’s a valuable resource to safeguard. The environmental health department in each county is responsible for maintaining local ordinances that meet or exceed the state requirements.  [...]

By |2017-01-30T22:24:16+00:00January 30th, 2017|Lake County, Septic Installation|
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Exploring Lake County Waterways and Blueways

As the name implies, Lake County is fortunate to have an abundance of lakes and waterways, including designated blueway trails.  Blueways are similar to hiking trails – just on water. Geo-positioned and physical markers guide paddlers as they explore through the waterways. These blueway trails include beautiful scenery and abundant wildlife with easy access for kayaks, canoes, and paddleboards. Exploring Lake County Waterways and Blueway Runs The Lake County Community Blueways Project helps residents explore eight different scenic runs including: Blueway Location Length Difficulty Water Body Blue Creek Run North Lake County - Astor FL 4.1 miles 4 Blue [...]

By |2017-01-24T21:12:51+00:00January 24th, 2017|Lake County|
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Protecting Florida’s Health With FOWA

As a member of FOWA, we are often asked, "Just what is FOWA?" That's a great question! For starters, FOWA is short for the Florida Onsite Wastewater Association. It is made up of professionals involved in onsite sewage treatment (like septic systems) dedicated to protecting water resources and the environment. Members include FL licensed contractors, plumbers, engineers, manufacturers, suppliers, and septic installers like Advanced Septic Services of Clermont.  FOWA offers: an annual convention master courses continuing education credits (CEUs), and homeowner education resources. They have a hands-on training center and research facility located in Lake Alfred, FL. The Florida division [...]

By |2017-01-17T16:20:27+00:00January 17th, 2017|Septic Installation|
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Septic Owners Beware Of Flushing So-Called Flushable Wipes

Cleaner. Fresher. Flushable. Two out of three things are correct when it comes to the newest bathroom craze - flushable wipes. With companies claiming “flushable”, “septic safe” and “dissolves as easy as toilet paper” plainly on their products, its becoming a big problem for septic systems and sewers alike. To State It Clearly— Don't Flush Flushable Wipes. Tests done by *ConsumerReports.org, independent labs, and home mythbusters clearly reveal the problem. When mixed with water, most toilet paper breaks apart in a matter of minutes. Not true with the so-called flushable wipe. Even after placing wipes in a blender for over [...]

By |2017-01-10T17:59:09+00:00January 10th, 2017|Septic Tank Care|
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7 Signs and Symptoms of Septic Tank Problems

Notice slow drains, bad smells, funny sounds or greener grass? These can all be signs and symptoms of septic tank problems that require attention. Quick identification and treatment can save money and hopefully avoid the even bigger problem of septic system failure. About 25% of Florida homes utilize a septic tank, and on average 10% or more will suffer failure (US Census data and EPA Septic Fact Sheet PDF Download). Problems with septic tanks can be messy, expensive, and bad for nearby water sources (including well water). When signs first appear, it is vital to call in a pro like [...]

By |2017-09-01T20:02:42+00:00December 28th, 2016|Septic Tank Care|
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Caring for Your Clermont Home Septic System

Caring for your home septic system doesn't have to be complicated, in fact, if you follow a few simple maintenance tips, you could save yourself a bundle of cash in repair bills. The key to proper septic tank upkeep comes down to four (4) elements; inspecting and pumping the system frequently, the efficient use of water, proper disposal of waste, and maintaining the drain-field. Here we have a comprehensive breakdown of these elements so you can take a more proactive approach to septic tank maintenance: 1. Inspecting and Pumping the Home Septic System It might come as a surprise that [...]

By |2017-08-24T19:33:55+00:00December 23rd, 2016|Septic Tank Care|
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Septic System Bathroom Signs and Poems For Sensitive Plumbing

Trying to tactfully remind guests to stop flushing items down the toilet? Use these septic system bathroom signs and poems to help protect your sensitive plumbing (and provide a laugh or two). Septic System Bathroom Signs Please do not throw anything in toilet except toilet paper. Our septic system thanks you! --- If you didn’t eat it or drink it then don’t flush it (…except for toilet paper). --- Clogging our septic is a serious issue, so PLEASE, flush only toilet tissue Do Not Flush Rules For Sensitive Plumbing Our home has sensitive plumbing. Thanks for flushing toilet tissue only. [...]

By |2017-01-10T18:11:18+00:00December 20th, 2016|Septic Tank Care|
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septic services clermont groveland

Advanced Septic Services is your Lake County, FL source for Septic Tanks, Drain Field Repair and Maintenance, Greasetrap Maintenance, Septic Pump Outs, and Septic System Inspections.

Advanced Septic Services
14300 Eastside St
Groveland FL 34736
(352) 242-6100

FOWA Certified
FL License #SR0011391

Hours: Monday - Friday, 8:00am - 5:00pm
Weekends Only Available by Appointment

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